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  <title>Wild Times In the Old West!.</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:35:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <lj:music>grizzly bear- alligator</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:14:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>enjoy.</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:30:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Thank you verizon FiOS for giving me some speed.</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.speedtest.net/result/524693132.png&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.speedtest.net/result/524693132.png&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;atleast its consistent and fast compared to my stinko DSL and is costing me less.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:25:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dear Adam,</title>
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  <description>I know you see this everyday so i figured i could just directly put this out there. We need to meet at a Mall or place and&amp;nbsp; see the Star Trek movie.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:54:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>SO FUCKING PSYCHED.</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;8&quot; /&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just thought i would remind myself. mmmmmmmmm&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:00:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this made my day.</title>
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  <category>mustache</category>
  <category>bananas</category>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:46:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>jesus christ has anyone watched the series Dead Set. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;its god damn good.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:45:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>This is first television that ive seen that really gives an opinion straight forward. Id also like to know who tries to shut this guy up(Bill OReily, etc)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;6&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <category>the gays</category>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:23:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Retail DNA test</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:21:55 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i wish i had something fun to do tonight on halloween. i got nothin. just handing candies to the kids. fuck that.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:48:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this is weird. NAKED MAN WHO IS ALSO COMPUTER</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:15:26 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>shits.</title>
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  <description>its rainy and miserable. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95893471&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr, Dog On NPR: www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php&lt;/a&gt; watch. its good.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:33:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ya know shits fucked up when.</title>
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  <description>your mother is visiting the place you live when you are out of town. &lt;br /&gt;you booby trap a doorway so that a specific counted amount of marbles and a lightbulb fall 10 feet onto cement if she enters a doorway.&lt;br /&gt;just so i know if my site has been tampered with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;life shits in the fam depot.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:18:22 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i wish there was something i could inject myself with so i could hibernate all winter. eat like a 20,000 calorie a day diet for a week then go into hibernation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;someone freeze me in carbonite.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:57:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this is what happens when acid head musicians have complete control over their music and media.</title>
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  <description>i like it alot. it made me giggle.&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;5&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:21:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i dont care what anyone thinks about south park.</title>
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  <description>indiana jones was raped on a pinball machine by george lucas while spielberg&amp;nbsp; holds him down. and the sick truth about china, scary but true shit.</description>
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  <lj:mood>Snazzy!</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:48:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>stole from lester gooch. tee hee!</title>
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  <description>Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.&lt;br /&gt;Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.&lt;br /&gt;Step 3: Check off the songs when someone guesses both ARTIST and TRACK correctly.&lt;br /&gt;Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.&lt;br /&gt;Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. wheez wheez wheez wheez, im down on the water, im down on the water.&lt;br /&gt;2.The sea shells like an antique mall i know yeah, and i know i know i know i knowwwwww.&lt;br /&gt;3.its a rainy night.&lt;br /&gt;4. where have all the people gone, whos lives are no longer use to them.&lt;br /&gt;5.everything is all right, get yourself another. well stay up all night and toast to friends we never had.&lt;br /&gt;6.dear child, theyre asking us to move. i watched her taking of her shoes.&lt;br /&gt;7.Down by the seaside, see the boats go sailin&apos;&lt;br /&gt;8.unlike most of the songs written uptown up in tin pan alley.&lt;br /&gt;9.theres a little yellow room, with a head tied to the moon.&lt;br /&gt;10.me and my boys are going downtown. he are getting ourselves some handguns and gonna go for a round.&lt;br /&gt;11. Its a Daydream, when you started, a wasteland, pull yourself from the dream&lt;br /&gt;12.IIIIiii look at all the lonely people, iiiiiiiiiii look at all the lonely people.&lt;br /&gt;13.when im walking besides her, people tell me im lucky.&lt;br /&gt;14. LOOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTTT in a haunting thought, spinning me around once more.&lt;br /&gt;15.Slip inside the eye of your mind, dontcha know you might find a better place to go.&lt;br /&gt;16.Ive got a regular problem so my standard break from life is in order.&lt;br /&gt;17.clap clap. theres tires tracks 6 legged torso like a devils self portrait&lt;br /&gt;18. maybe somones gonna save, my hearts made of gravy.&lt;br /&gt;19.theres a beautiful sky tonight and if you were by my side we could sail.&lt;br /&gt;20.well i see you got your new leopard skin pillbox haaaatttt.&lt;br /&gt;21.whats the time, its time to get ill. x3&lt;br /&gt;22.Summer unfolded like a tapestry. and you were there at june. have always been.&lt;br /&gt;23. We cannot work out, what has to be said.&lt;br /&gt;24. well im thirst, well im busted but my heart will never die&lt;br /&gt;25. if ya didnt make a sound, i can put my ears to the ground and sing along now, sing along now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GOOD&amp;nbsp;LUCK&amp;nbsp;WIT&amp;nbsp;THAT&amp;nbsp;MESS.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 16:15:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this is a little offensive but i laughed hot tea into my nose and then choked on it.</title>
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  <lj:music>holy molar- flouride the lightning</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:26:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>so i know i only post worthless shit here nowadays</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:09:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>a day too late.</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:16:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WEIRD!!!!!!</title>
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  <description>look at this weird Japanese live action TV show. Its like power ranger bikers who fight naked lady puttys. brief nudity within:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;2&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:24:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i feel bad when its late. so let me be bold.</title>
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  <description>being grown up is so much more difficult than even a few years ago.&lt;br /&gt;i have big ideas and the next decisions i make in my life are going to be makes or breaks.&lt;br /&gt;things are cooking in my life right now.&lt;br /&gt;im at a literal 4 way stop and dont know which direction to go.&lt;br /&gt;theres serious opportunity in all directions. just in different life departments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;its time to get serious about art. that scares the shit out of me that its what ive decided to do with the rest of my life. ive been avoiding it for years considering it worthless because i wont make any money. i believe i can make money doing it. so thats what im going to do. i mean ill work a real job, but only to keep the oil burning. creating is the only thing that allows me to feel better about myself. its a release. and i know im good at everything i set out to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right now im torn between being miserables, either way. in some fashion im going to be miserable. which one is going to effect my day to day less?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;whatever i do next. i have to do for me. just me. because i need to be happy and productive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;b&gt;i need to look in the mirror and not hate what i see. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i need to feel at home, because in all honesty i dont know the last time i felt truly at home, at rest, anywhere. that sucks. i blame that on having crappy parents. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this constant feeling of being uncomfortable and not being unable to relax is enough to tell me its time to move on. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the thought of snow makes me nausious, the thought of losing people makes me hate myself. its time for me to stop fucking myself and start living the life i want to live. not the one i have to live because its my only choice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wish i was at the point where i was settling down and becoming content. shit just seems to be cyclicly spinning year to year. it has to stop. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and as sad as its going to sound, women are still my downfall. heartache for some reason completely debilitates my abilities to do anything, even think. it makes me feel so weak. bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i need a fucking sign.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;1&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:22:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>the world has gone mad!&amp;nbsp; &lt;a&gt;http://it.slashdot.org/it/08/08/01/184220.shtml&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;adbriteinline&quot;&gt;&lt;span name=&quot;KonaBody&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:32:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wow.</title>
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  <description>so i havent done anything but read peoples Ljs in a real long time. i figure its time for a short, but very sweet update.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ive been in NY for 4 months&lt;br /&gt;its been the shits&lt;br /&gt;ive been doing all i can to recover from my illness that brought me here.&lt;br /&gt;im unhappy as hell&lt;br /&gt;i have no idea where the future months are going to take me.&lt;br /&gt;im scared to death&lt;br /&gt;i just want to be happy and settle someplace i can call home.&lt;br /&gt;Central NY has nothing to offer me but a constant reminder of all my personal flaws and memories that are mostly bad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wish i had parents who were actually parents, so they could kick me in the ass and pick me up and help me with my brain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;poop poop ass titties.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:29:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I miss the woods. I miss trees.</description>
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